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The Trash Talker.

8' Sofa

  • Put your feet up, you've worked for this. The Trash Talker sofa is the ultimate in confident style, whether you're lounging alone or entertaining friends. Enjoy its clean, contemporary look with wide, down-alternative cushions, a deep seat and alder wood block feet in the finish of your choice. Removable cushion covers keep cleaning simple. Order a swatch box today!

    Download the tear sheet

  • Overall.

    • Width: 98.5"
    • Depth: 35.5"
    • Height: 30"

    Seat.

    • Seat Depth: 20.5"
    • Seat Height: 18"
    • Arm Height: 25.5"

    SKU: 0015_SOF

  • Items are shipped in as little as two weeks. For details on our flat rate shipping, check out our shipping page
  • Ordering furniture online is kinda like online dating, and nobody likes a catfish. In our "SwatchBox" You get samples of all of our fabrics, metals and woods.

    After seeing our materials in person, you'll know we're a great catch.

    Order a swatch box today!

Fabric
Classic Linen Weave Almond swatch

Classic Linen Weave Almond


We took Old Reliable and gave it a makeover. This linen weave takes structure and durability and upgrades it for 21st century living.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Classic Linen Weave Blush swatch

Classic Linen Weave Blush


We took Old Reliable and gave it a makeover. This linen weave takes structure and durability and upgrades it for 21st century living.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Classic Linen Weave Mink swatch

Classic Linen Weave Mink


We took Old Reliable and gave it a makeover. This linen weave takes structure and durability and upgrades it for 21st century living.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Classic Linen Weave Navy swatch

Classic Linen Weave Navy


We took Old Reliable and gave it a makeover. This linen weave takes structure and durability and upgrades it for 21st century living.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Classic Linen Weave Oatmeal swatch

Classic Linen Weave Oatmeal


We took Old Reliable and gave it a makeover. This linen weave takes structure and durability and upgrades it for 21st century living.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Classic Linen Weave Smoke swatch

Classic Linen Weave Smoke


We took Old Reliable and gave it a makeover. This linen weave takes structure and durability and upgrades it for 21st century living.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Structured Linen Weave Charcoal swatch

Structured Linen Weave Charcoal


This one’s got structure, but it’s not rough and tumble. Give your pieces a classic, timeless look with this weave.

Double Rub: 30,000
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Structured Linen Weave Dove swatch

Structured Linen Weave Dove


This one’s got structure, but it’s not rough and tumble. Give your pieces a classic, timeless look with this weave.

Double Rub: 30,000
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Structured Linen Weave Sand swatch

Structured Linen Weave Sand


This one’s got structure, but it’s not rough and tumble. Give your pieces a classic, timeless look with this weave.

Double Rub: 30,000
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Structured Linen Weave Steel swatch

Structured Linen Weave Steel


This one’s got structure, but it’s not rough and tumble. Give your pieces a classic, timeless look with this weave.

Double Rub: 30,000
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Structured Linen Weave Taupe swatch

Structured Linen Weave Taupe


This one’s got structure, but it’s not rough and tumble. Give your pieces a classic, timeless look with this weave.

Double Rub: 30,000
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Structured Velvet Biscotti swatch

Structured Velvet Biscotti


Oh come on, who doesn’t love a structured velvet? Ridiculously soft and smooth, with woven backing and body that’ll hold up no matter what you throw at it.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Structured Velvet Divine swatch

Structured Velvet Divine


Oh come on, who doesn’t love a structured velvet? Ridiculously soft and smooth, with woven backing and body that’ll hold up no matter what you throw at it.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Structured Velvet Eclipse swatch

Structured Velvet Eclipse


Oh come on, who doesn’t love a structured velvet? Ridiculously soft and smooth, with woven backing and body that’ll hold up no matter what you throw at it.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Structured Velvet Flamingo swatch

Structured Velvet Flamingo


Oh come on, who doesn’t love a structured velvet? Ridiculously soft and smooth, with woven backing and body that’ll hold up no matter what you throw at it.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Structured Velvet Gladiator Gray swatch

Structured Velvet Gladiator Gray


Oh come on, who doesn’t love a structured velvet? Ridiculously soft and smooth, with woven backing and body that’ll hold up no matter what you throw at it.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Structured Velvet Malachite swatch

Structured Velvet Malachite


Oh come on, who doesn’t love a structured velvet? Ridiculously soft and smooth, with woven backing and body that’ll hold up no matter what you throw at it.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Structured Velvet Sterling swatch

Structured Velvet Sterling


Oh come on, who doesn’t love a structured velvet? Ridiculously soft and smooth, with woven backing and body that’ll hold up no matter what you throw at it.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Structured Velvet Vineyard swatch

Structured Velvet Vineyard


Oh come on, who doesn’t love a structured velvet? Ridiculously soft and smooth, with woven backing and body that’ll hold up no matter what you throw at it.

Double Rub: 100,000
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Wood
Blackw swatch

Black


This deep, rich wood stain is nearly opaque over natural grain of the hardwood underneath, but a closer inspection reveals subtle details of the material. A bold choice.

Chocolate swatch

Chocolate


A comforting, walnut shade with deep color. Natural beauty is enhanced through this rich, dark stain which lends drama and presence to the pieces it joins.

Hazel swatch

Hazel


Warm and comforting, our hazel stain lets the beauty of the natural hardwood shine through. The grain of the wood is enhanced and accentuated through this color so not one line of its natural appearance is overshadowed.

Length
  • Put your feet up, you've worked for this. The Trash Talker sofa is the ultimate in confident style, whether you're lounging alone or entertaining friends. Enjoy its clean, contemporary look with wide, down-alternative cushions, a deep seat and alder wood block feet in the finish of your choice. Removable cushion covers keep cleaning simple. Order a swatch box today!

    Download the tear sheet

  • Overall.

    • Width: 98.5"
    • Depth: 35.5"
    • Height: 30"

    Seat.

    • Seat Depth: 20.5"
    • Seat Height: 18"
    • Arm Height: 25.5"

    SKU: 0015_SOF

  • Items are shipped in as little as two weeks. For details on our flat rate shipping, check out our shipping page
  • Ordering furniture online is kinda like online dating, and nobody likes a catfish. In our "SwatchBox" You get samples of all of our fabrics, metals and woods.

    After seeing our materials in person, you'll know we're a great catch.

    Order a swatch box today!

Let's get technical

Construction

  • Internal Frame:
  • Plywood and Poplar Wood
  • External Frame:
  • Alder Wood
  • Suspension:
  • Sinuous Springs and Wire Springs
  • Joints:
  • Corner Blocks

Upholstery

  • Back Internal Frame:
  • Foam and Dacron
  • Seat Internal Frame:
  • Compressed Dacron
  • Seat Cushions:
  • Foam and Dacron

Why Whom?

  • Sustainably Made
  • Handmade to last
  • Great Shipping
  • Coordinated Look
  • Swatch Box
  • Best Quality Value

Custom built pieces that stand the test of time

Focused on quality, customization and sustainable production, Whom is furniture for personalities, custom-designed at the most competitive price point, and shipped to you in four weeks or less. Who else is doing that? It's not "who," it's whom.

Who loves whom?

Featured in:

Au naturel.

Emulating nature’s finest, our wood finishes are one-of-a-kind, never identical, replicated or repeated.

Finally, a stain you'll actually want!

  • Black, for the bold and beautiful. Nearly opaque.
  • Chocolate: For the brooding and complex.
  • Hazel: For the optimists (and brunch lovers)

We run
a tight ship

Flat rates, attractive delivery people, better than yo mama's pancake breakfast tracking, some might say our shipping can't be beat. We agree.

Shipping & Delivery

Can't get enough?

Neither can we. You can buy now, and pay over time. We've partnered with finance rockstars Affirm and offer payment plans to those who qualify.

The only question: why wait?

  • Pay over time in monthly installments.
  • Easy financing with 10-30% APR.
  • Affirm is the market leader in finance innovation.
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Choose better
Make it last.

We've only got one Earth, and we think this one is pretty great. We're committed to helping you make better decisions for the planet, one step at a time.

#whomcares

Size
Matters.

There's nothing worse than a new sofa that doesn't fit around a corner. Measure once, measure twice, measure up!.

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